{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Ill\u00fazi\u00f3","provider_url":"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu","author_name":"M\u00e1zli","author_url":"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/author\/gini-papp\/","title":"V\u00e1llalhatatlan renesz\u00e1nsz J\u00e9zusk\u00e1k \u00e9s Sz\u0171z M\u00e1ri\u00e1k (fot\u00f3k)","html":"<p><strong>A renesz\u00e1nsz m\u0171v\u00e9szek nagy mesterei voltak annak, hogy a gyerekeket miniat\u00fcriz\u00e1lt \u00f6regemberk\u00e9nt mutass\u00e1k be k\u00e9peiken. Tov\u00e1bb megyek, a 15. \u00e9s 16. sz\u00e1zadi fest\u0151k szerintem egy\u00e1ltal\u00e1n nem l\u00e1ttak gyereket. (Tisztelet a kiv\u00e9telnek...) Mindenesetre hatalmas t\u00e1rh\u00e1zb\u00f3l v\u00e1logathatok, amire nem lehet panasz.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>1.\u00dagy sem fogod elhinni amit l\u00e1tsz! Dzs\u00e1sztintimberl\u00e9kfej\u0171 \u00c1mor gyerek a hatty\u00fat abajgatja h\u00e1tulr\u00f3l, mik\u00f6zben a f\u00e9lpuc\u00e9r asszony f\u00e9lig j\u00f3v\u00e1hagy\u00f3an h\u0171ledezik.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16929\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/omen-9.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"638\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>2. De t\u00e9nyleg mi t\u00f6rt\u00e9nik m\u00e1r Gy\u00f6ngy\u00f6s\u00f6n? Mif\u00e9le szodomita csal\u00e1d ez is?<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16908\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/jesus.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1920\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>3. Pankr\u00e1tor Omen k\u00f6lyk\u00f6k, fusson ki merre l\u00e1t!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter wp-image-16917\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/omen.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>4. Ki kevert csattan\u00f3maszlagot a kaj\u00e1mba?<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter wp-image-16918\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/omen-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"528\" height=\"810\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>4. Lemmy Kilmisternek sok \u00e9lete lehetett m\u00e1r a f\u00f6ld\u00f6n, de ekkora melle ezt\u00e1n m\u00e1r tal\u00e1n sosem volt.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16909\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/jesus-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>5. Azt a megszomorodott M\u00e1ri\u00e1j\u00e1t!<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16925\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/omen-6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"733\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>6. Fat Julcsa meg\u00fcli a f\u00e9lfej\u0171 kecsk\u00e9t(?) mik\u00f6zben egy iszonytat\u00f3 kis kobold pr\u00f3b\u00e1lja \u0151rizni a szem\u00e9rm\u00e9t?\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16927\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/omen-7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"767\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>7. A cs\u00e1sz\u00e1rmetsz\u00e9s vesz\u00e9lyei. Rocker fej\u0171 gyereked v\u00e9gigtapossa a csigoly\u00e1idat azon nyomban, hogy talpra \u00e1llt benned.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16910\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/jesus-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"989\" height=\"1001\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>8. Nem tudom levenni a szememet J\u00e9zuska talp\u00e1r\u00f3l. De jaj, csapongok! Mert ide-oda cik\u00e1zok a l\u00e1b \u00e9s a termoszt\u00e1t k\u00f6z\u00f6tt, amit anyja kebel\u00e9n nyomkod.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16928\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/omen-8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"723\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>9. A f\u00e9rfiv\u00e9 \u00e9rett J\u00e9zuska tejben-vajban f\u00fcr\u00f6sztve. H\u00e1t j\u00f3, rendben.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><strong><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16922\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/omen-5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"363\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>10. Csak egy kis cs\u00fanya b\u0151rdarab...\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16920\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/omen-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"483\" height=\"810\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>A KisJ\u00e9zus feje k\u00eds\u00e9rtetiesen hasonl\u00edt az \u00fajram\u00e1zolt\u00e9ra, de nem?<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16932\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/majom.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"387\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>11. Szent Anna nem sokat t\u00f6k\u00f6l, satufog\u00e1ssal mag\u00e1hoz r\u00e1ntja J\u00e9zusk\u00e1t.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter wp-image-16933\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/omen-10.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>12. Tulajdonk\u00e9ppen \u00f6r\u00fclhet\u00fcnk, hogy nem nagy dolg\u00e1t v\u00e9gzi a j\u00f3\u00e9tv\u00e1gy\u00fa kis lurk\u00f3 a k\u00e9pen.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16934\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/omen-11.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"810\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>13. N\u00e9ha extr\u00e9m int\u00e9zked\u00e9st ig\u00e9nyel, ha megakad ap\u00e1d tork\u00e1n a popcorn.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter wp-image-16935\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/omen.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"448\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>14. Szent J\u00e1nos, a kis izmos T-Rex karj\u00e1val egyed\u00fcl rabolja el a n\u00e9z\u0151 figyelm\u00e9t.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16936\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/omen-12.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"788\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>15.\u00a0Bernardino Luini festm\u00e9nye, amelyen Keresztel\u0151 J\u00e1nos \u00e9s a KisJ\u00e9zus j\u00e1tszadozik egy b\u00e1r\u00e1nnyal, t\u00fal magas labd\u00e1t dobott ahhoz, hogy ne \u00fcss\u00e9k le egy giffel.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16937\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/ugli.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"363\" height=\"500\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>16. \"Polly akar cicit, Polly akar cicit!\" De a kobold angyal - vagymi? - elfelejteti vel\u00fcnk a k\u00e9p val\u00f3di t\u00e9m\u00e1j\u00e1t, nem igaz?<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16938\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/omen-13.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"498\" height=\"730\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>17. Mindaddig egy helyes kis gruppennek gondoln\u00e1d, m\u00edg meg nem pillantod azt a lebeg\u0151 l\u00e1ny fejet a h\u00e1tt\u00e9rben. R\u00e9m\u00e1lom garant\u00e1lt.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16939\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/omen-14.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"689\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>18. KisJ\u00e9zusnak nem \u0151szinte a mosolya. De t\u00e9nyleg.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16940\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/omen-15.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"707\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>19. A b\u00e9bibumm k\u00e9p, amin a Sz\u0171z tal\u00e1lkozik a Keresztel\u0151 J\u00e1nossal v\u00e1rand\u00f3s Erzs\u00e9bettel, enyh\u00e9n sz\u00f3lva is megterhel\u0151.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16941\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/omen-16.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"720\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>20. J\u00f3 lehetett a tejfakaszt\u00f3 buli.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter wp-image-16948\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/tej-4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"468\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>21. M\u00e9g j\u00f3, hogy ismerj\u00fck a t\u00f6rt\u00e9netet \u00e9s nem hissz\u00fck el amit sejtetni enged a k\u00e9p. Nem, nem \u00e1ldozt\u00e1k fel a KisJ\u00e9zust egy olt\u00e1ron.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16943\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/tej.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"439\" height=\"810\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>22. Csak egy olyan fej lenne a k\u00e9pen, amibe belekapaszkodhat a kedves n\u00e9z\u0151. De nincs.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16944\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/tej-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"537\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>23. D\u00fcrer s\u00edr\u00f3 angyal fi\u00facsk\u00e1ja \u00d3men gyerekk\u00e9nt tartja t\u00e1vol a legl\u00e1gyabb sz\u00edv\u0171 any\u00e1t is a k\u00e9pt\u0151l.<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16945\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/tej-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"521\" height=\"640\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>24. Rubens kor\u00e1ban vajon mivel t\u00e1pl\u00e1lt\u00e1k a gyerekeket?<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter wp-image-16946\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/tej-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"425\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><strong>Egysz\u00f3nak is sz\u00e1z a v\u00e9ge, v\u00e9g\u00fcl a tanuls\u00e1g csak ennyi:<\/strong><\/p>\r\n<p><img class=\"aligncenter wp-image-16911\" src=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/god.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"301\" \/><\/p>\r\n<p><em>(fot\u00f3k: uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com)<\/em><\/p>\r\n<ul>\r\n<li><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/zacc.cafeblog.hu\/?s=v%C3%A1llalhatatlan&amp;byBlog=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">V\u00e1llalhatatlanok a Zacc blogomon<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\r\n<li><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/?s=v%C3%A1llalhatatlan&amp;byBlog=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Az Ill\u00fazi\u00f3 blogomon<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\r\n<li><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/lolz.cafeblog.hu\/?s=v%C3%A1llalhatatlan&amp;byBlog=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Lolz blogomon<\/a><\/strong><\/li>\r\n<\/ul>","type":"rich","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/illuzio.cafeblog.hu\/files\/2018\/06\/omen-10-150x150.jpg","thumbnail_width":150,"thumbnail_height":150}